Kidisms

Gabe: “Watch this out” (his combo of “check it out” and “watch this”).

Gabe: “I want something to else”. (translates to: I want something else).

Gabe is setting the table and asks, “Is Chelsea married?”. “No, I reply”. “Oh”, he says, “Then she gets the small plate, ’cause she’s not married”.

Luke: after sneezing in his oatmeal, “I got bless-yous in my oatmeal!”

Gabe, at a birthday party: “I’m just here for the food, not for the playing.”

Gabe
“My heart doesn’t have much feeling.” After some prodding and discussion, it was revealed that this means he’s sad.

Gabe
: “I don’t like those Cat in the Hat books. I mean, a hat on a cat? A cat that talks? It just runs out my head.”